Oht Lebam. (:

Babe, i’ve known you since ever and will remember you till forever and if afterlife allows me to my memory than I will.
-via sms-

the best thing i have read the whole day. (:
i smile like a org gila after reading that. :D

Secret #31.

I swing both ways.
if you get what I mean.

Secret #30.

I still love her but he does too,
he'll take her far away from me.

On 29th of March 1994, A Best Friend was Born. (:

Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Its Yep Tee Nee B'day!
She sixteen and still rocking out! :D

Dear Joeyyyy!

Remember all the meaning for each in that mix tape okay? Happy Birthday! Next year we go take driving listen together as we planned at the age of 15. We have been through LOADS of ups and downs and we just became stronger and stronger and stronger. I feel so hulk-ish in our friendship now. But one thing I cant never stand from you is your sorrys' and thank yous'. I can really kill you for those words from you. Anyways, I love you, make sure you know. I'll be here for no matter what, make sure you know this. And thank you for everything you did for me. I'm sorry if i hurt you in anyway or by any word. Happy Birthday!

Secret #29.

I wanna try to be the person you want, the person you need.
It's hard to conceive that somebody like you could be with someone like me.

I'mma SuperHuman! ;)

"Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it."

"Do you ever wonder how people can go from being crazy in love with each other to barely on speaking terms? I do every single day."

"It’s funny how you can be so much in love with the idea of someone that you convince yourself you’re in love with them."
"No matter what you do or say, there’s nothing you can do to make people understand you."

"Sometimes, when people decide to leave you for good, you have to let them. No matter how much you dont want them to. There are some things that are far beyond our control. Even if you have the strength to fight for them, you have to accept the cold harsh truth - The people that you cant live without, can live without you."

Happy Together ! :D

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together
How is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

I Could Not Resist To Save My Life.

I stood at a distance to feel who you are hiding myself in your eyes. Don't fall just be who you are it's all that we need in our lives. The risk that might break you is the one that would save. A life you don't live is still lost. Hold back your fear and see nothing is real 'til it's gone. Live like you mean it and Love 'til you feel its all that we need in our lives.

You come in cold and you're covered in blood. They're all so happy you've arrived. The doctor cuts your cord and hands you to your mom. She sets you free into this life and where do you go? With no destination, no map to guide you wouldn’t you know that it doesn’t matter, we all end up the same. These are the stories of our lives as fictional as they may seem. Money talks in this world, that's what idiots will say but you'll find out that this world is just an idiot's parade. You've got some questions, and you want answers but you know you wont get it.

Living with my regrets. Sleep with what I said. Could this be the end? Am I standing on the edge of everything I wanted now? I’m in need of your faith now. If we could just reset and live in happiness instead of our regrets we'd salvage everything and we wont have to walk away. I'm stuck in my own head and I'm oceans away. Would anybody notice if I chose to stay? We've already seen the worst that this life can bring.

Plain White T's is love.

P/S :
HE'S SO SEXY I HAD TO HAVE HIM and HE'S THE ADDICTION I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

People Need To Understand This.

Heterosexual. People who are heterosexual are romantically and physically attracted to members of the opposite sex: Heterosexual males are attracted to females, and heterosexual females are attracted to males. Heterosexuals are sometimes called "straight."

Homosexual. People who are homosexual are romantically and physically attracted to people of the same sex: Females who are attracted to other females are lesbian; males who are attracted to other males are often known as gay. (The term gay is sometimes also used to describe homosexual individuals of either gender.)

Bisexual. People who are bisexual are romantically and physically attracted to members of both sexes.

Secret #28.

I ended my super sweet sixteen with Mabel Tho. :D

p/s : I had all my three amazing best friend for my sixteen.
26/03/2010 will never be forgotten.

Fuck Yeah Sweet Sixteen! :)

Today is my b'day.
And I'm having a BLAST!

p/s : thanks to my family, Joey and Brendido! :D
i have amazing people in my life and I'm thankful. (:

Too Much Of Anything Can Make You Sick.

Now listen to me baby
Before i love and leave you
They call me heartbreaker
I dont wanna decieve ya

If you fall for me
Im not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start
Baby form the start

Im only gonna break break your break break your heart (x4)

Theres no point tryna hide it
No point tryna tease me
I know i got a problem
By doing this behaviour

Now listen to me baby
Before i love and leave you
They call me heartbreaker
I dont wanna decieve ya

Im only gonna break break your break break your heart (x4)

Ay and i know karmas gonna get me back for being so cold.
ay im the big bad wolf, im born to be and bad to the bone.

ay If you fall me im gonna tear you apart
Ay Told you from the start ay

Im only gonna break break your break break your heart (x4)

p/s : i dedicate this song for certain someone.

Sha Na Na Na Na Na.

currently, my feelings are at random and my actions aren’t in alphabetical order. :D

Secret #27.

And then there's that girl; the one that's always confused, the one that's never good enough, the one who's been through so much, but she's still trying her hardest to be happy.

p/s: do you understand? (:

I'm Afraid Of Losing You.

Do you ever get that feeling where you don't wanna talk to anyone? Like, you don't want to smile and you don't want to pretend being content, but you don't know what's wrong either? A part of me wants an answer, but a part of me doesn't want to know. A part of me wants to keep holding on, but a part of me wants to let you go.

i'm afraid of this too so, i'm sticking with best friend.
putting my feelings away.

Secret #26.

its a secret and a fact to me. D:

A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality, their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that’s bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they’re afraid to feel?

I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why they’re here. If they like their jobs. Or us. And I wonder how smart they were when they were fifteen. Not in a mean way. In a curious way. It’s like looking at all the students and wondering who’s had their heart broken that day, and how they are able to cope with having three quizzes and a book report due on top of that. Or wondering who did the heart breaking. And wondering why.

Ellen Oh Ellen. (:

Ellen Discovers Texting!


Ellen Experiences An April Fools Joke.


Ellen Discovers Facebook!


Ellens Birthday Voice Mails.


Ellen Pranks At Starbucks.
watch it!


The Jonas Brothers Play Blindfolded Musical Chairs On Ellen.


Ellen Scares The Crap Out Of Christina Applegate.


Ellen's Staff ALMOST Scares Her.


Taylor Swift Pranked By Ellen Degeneres.
5 million hits.


Ellen and Portia Play Aw Snap.
gets boring towards to the end.


Ellen Talks About Mama Moving.

"I couldn't let you know I was leaving."

Secret #25.

I'm losing hope and fading dreams and every single memory along the way.

What I'm Saying Is...

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself, again.

I'm Desperate.

You want somebody, just anybody
To lay their hands on your soul tonight.
You want a reason to keep believing
That some day you're gonna see the light.

The Boring-ness In Me Is Taking Over.

My blog is BORING.
My life is getting BORING.
I am being a BORING person.
FML, dude. ):

Words, Hands, Hearts.

Push it in and twist the knife again and watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain.

God only knows how much I'd love you if you'd let me but I can't break through at all.

Good to know it's all a game.

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak.

Memories they're following me like a shadow now and I'm dreaming.

Because I've already suffered the fever of disbelief.

Tell me when I'll finally see your shallow heart for what it is.

Because I don't want to keep on believing in illusions.

I lay awake in the night just staring at the ceiling above.

Keep on fighting to remember that nothing is lost in the end when I burn my life down.

I was so stupid to believe that somebody like you'd end up with someone like me.

if you read this,
just know that,
you are the one person
who could ruin my life,
because I like you.
very much.

I'm Not Happy.

Yesterday is DEAD and OVER.

Girls with Pretty Faces.

she had a pretty face but her head was up in a space. she needed to come back down to earth.

Secret #24.

I met a woman once, I gave her my best shot.

I Found Myself In Wonderland.

Yes, I watched Alice in the Wonderland and the accompany was great. Went I was walking into the cinema, I expected nothing about the movie and honestly, its been long I seen Johnny Depp in the big screen and I personally miss my Captain Jack Sparrow. :) But hey, the movie was really great for me. I don't know what you guys "who didn't like the movie" really expected to see in the movie.

As far I know, the movie has great soundtracks. Johnny Depp was very adorable in the movie. Mia Wasikowska who plays by Alice, is a very pretty lady. The dresses which was made for Alice in the movie are very beautiful. Especially, when she was in the Wonderland, those dresses are very well made. Tweedledee and Tweedledum is loved. The screenplay was well written but I think Linda Woolverton could have done better. It made me laugh. It made me wonder. It made me wanna play chess again. ;) Overall, its a nice movie to watch. I like it and I'll be watching it again with my mum. Truth be told, I've never read Alice in the Wonderland book nor have I watched the cartoon of it. 2010 is the first time I'm watching Alice in the Wonderland.

I bought 3 freaking amazing albums for just RM 29.70. Yes, 3 fucking albums for RM9.90 each. Teddy Geiger's Underage Thinking. Ryan Carbrera's You Stand Watching. Good Charlotte's The Chronicles of Life and Death. The CD's of all three albums was in a good conditions. I would say great. :D Only Teddy Geiger's Underage Thinking's album cover has two cracks on it but for RM9.90 is all worthy I would say.

I'll talk about the albums tomorrow within 3 weeks.

tip: when you go for a movie expect nothing at all.
i'm sure the movie will turn out good.

Still You Spin A Web Of Lies, Fear, Lust, Pride, Greed And Shame.

We're teenagers. We're still learning. Shit happens. We cheat, we lie, we criticize, we fight over stupid things. We fall in love and end up getting hurt. We bitch, bitch, bitch. We bitch about bitches being bitches. We party till dawn, we drink till we pass out. We hate people for no reason, we call each other names. We stay up late having deep conversations, or stay up late just to think. We go out and have a kick ass time with our friends and those will be the memories. One day that's going to all pass. You can waste your time focusing on all the bad things, but one day you're gonna wish you were still a teenager. So make the most of what you have now, forget all the bullshit and drama and live your fucking life with a smile on your face.

Songs That I Smile Too.

Whatever by Oasis.


Lazy Days by Robbie Williams.


Invincible by Ok Go.


Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses.


Smile by Lily Allen.


Fuck You by Lily Allen.


The Fear by Lily Allen.

Secret #23.

I am all alone outside and I really wish I told you everything that I was feeling inside.

She Got Me Going Crazy.

There you sit while smiling and it's you I watch while wanting but you don't even know what it is you do to me. So I keep on watching and wanting as I bleed. Every time I look at you, every time I talk to you, every time I smell you my heart continues melting and I am forever dreaming. Your eyes gleaming and your lips pleading and your hands exploring while my heart remains bleeding. Every time you look at me I wonder what it is you see. Every time you talk to me I hear that beautiful voice. You make my knees get weak, my stomach flutters, my chest collapses and I stop breathing. Just in that moment in time I wonder why aren't you mine. I want to hold you endlessly forever in my arms for eternity. I'll continue dreaming as long as you are living breathing.

Secret #22.

My hearts in a battle. Im not sure I can win. Im losing control of my love.

Forgotten.

In the year of 2006,
I knew a girl who dated this boy.
But than they broke up and this boy dated my best friend.
During the time they were dating, this boy's ex girlfriend was my friend.
I had this small group of friends. We all were kids doing bad stuff.
That year ended and I went off to a different school.
After a year, that boy dumped my best friend.
My best friend was upset and as the year moved on she moved on too.
Somewhere in 2007, my best friend fell in love again and she dated this guy.
This guy was the playboy, that's what I would say.
I never really liked him as my best friend's boy friend.
But I tried to get along with him cause he was apart of my best friend's life.
After a few months later, they broke up and it was a fuckin' nightmare.
I was on the phone listening to my best friend crying and I felt useless.
That guy was a bad news.
And the fact he broke my best friend's heart makes me wanna kill him.
After all this shit, she was strong as always she been and she moved on.
Last year, nearly too 2010, during the school holidays,
she fell in love with a guy who's been trying to her get since I don't know when.
I'm happy cause I believe she is happy too.

From this you see how much I care for my best friend than I ever could care for myself. People in this world always cared for them first and than family and friends. But I'm the other way round. Its stupid, I know.

This girl was born at the year of 1994.
She grew up with her grandparents until at the age of four.
At five, she lived with her parents.
She dislike like going to kindergartner cause that would mean she wont be able to see her mum.
Everyday, her mum walks her to the kindergartner.
This girl will cry and cry begging her mum not to leave her alone.
After 2 years, she went of to school.
First year in a school, no friends, all alone and it was great.
She goes back by a bus and in this bus she met her very first best friend.
They always sit together and talk all kind of things.
And everyday, went she reaches home after school, she will find her mother.
Her mother will always put her to bed and tell her a story every night.
In 2004, her best friend introduced her to girl who was two years elder.
They became good friends.
As this girl grew up, she met great people and everything was nice.
She loved her mother and her dad was out of the picture.
A whole new life started at the year of 2006.
Her best friend was been taken away.
She became best friend with a girl she use to hate.
2006 was amazingly awesome.
As the girl's life continued, she started to dislike her mother.
She was becoming a person that she thought she loved.
Now, 2010, this girl is someone she doesn't even like.
She an emo person most of the time.
She fell in love with two person than she can never get to be with.
She a person who doesn't care for herself.
She was a smart kid but now she the dumb one.
She loved maths and now she hates maths.
And she is still living in this world with loads of regrets.

Can you see how a person life can change by sixteen years of living?

Replaying.

SKINS!

Effy: “It’s you, I’ve spent all summer thinking about.”

Naomi: I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!
Emily: You’ve ruined it. You don’t want anyone to care… I could be dead in a second. Every thing’s so fragile. Didn’t you realize that? We were special.
Naomi: I was scared!
Emily: You’re always scared.
Naomi: Emily! Emily!

Emily : I know you, Naomi! I know you’re lonely. I think you need someone to want you… Well, I do want you. So, be brave and want me back.

Naomi: Say something!
Emily: I’m all about experiments, me.

Effy: I didn’t want to be on my own.
Freddie: Effy, what the fuck is going on? …I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I shouted at you as well. …Really taking a piss this time.
Effy: Yeah. Freddie, I don’t want them here [the people at the party downstairs]. I thought I did. I thought that was me, but, I don’t know what it is, but, I know you’re the only person I can trust.
Freddie: Effy, nothing bad is gonna happen. I’m gonna take care of you now. Alright? I promise. I promise.

Effy: The moment I saw you, I knew it’d be the closest I’d get to being… close. I didn’t know what to do with that feeling. Happiness.
Freddie: Listen, Effy. You are the closest I’m ever-
Effy: But they know now, and they’re hungry. Really fucking hungry! Because, for as long as I know, they’ve been chasing me. And now they’re ready, now they’re strong enough to break through. And I can’t fight them. I used to be able to when I was strong but… you’ve made me weak. And now I can’t, I can’t.
Freddie: Effy, there’s no one fucking there. Effy!
Effy: I can’t! Let me go!
Freddie: Effy, listen! What do you want me to do?
Effy: They’re ready now! They’re coming!
Freddie: Effy, stay here. I’ll fight ‘em, is that gonna stop you?! I’ll fucking fight them! [he runs through the field] Fuck off! You cunts, I’ll kill you all! Fuck off! Fuck off! [screams]

Freddie: There’s no future without her.
Cook: Fuck the future.
Freddie: There’s nothing anymore!
Cook: There’s nothing but now, mate!
Freddie: What have I done? What did I do?
Cook: You went to the end of the fucking earth, man. The end of the fucking earth. You’re gonna have to go further now, mate. For her. For you. For me.

Emily: You think I want to get into another relationship? Relationships suck. They really fucking suck.
JJ: No, it doesn’t.
Emily: Look at her. She’s using you.
JJ: What? How?
Emily: She’s… I don’t know. Maybe it’s the kid. Maybe she’s trying to get back at someone. Otherwise why would she even—
JJ: Why would she be with a mental basket like me?
Emily: I’m trying to protect you. Get out before she kicks the shit out of you because she will.
JJ: Lara’s not Naomi. And I’m not you. I have trust. I have 75% trust. And you’re running on empty. It takes a mental basket to tell you that.

JJ: I really like you.
Lara: Funny way of showing it.
JJ: Yeah. This isn’t gonna work, is it? I mean, you’re a 10 and I’m a 3. I’m a bit funny. You should be with somebody less relient on their mother, somebody with pecs and guns. Someone like Liam.
Lara: Liam doesn’t flirt with old ladies.
JJ: Okay.
Lara: You flirt with old ladies. The way you call them senorita or tell them their lipstick looks nice. You’re nice, just… would you stop trying so hard. But yeah, you’re nice.

Pandora : I mean relationships just can’t stay the same, can they? It can’t always be lovely and lush and not full of weird silences all the time. People can’t always be perfect because that’s not real, is it? It’s not real because things change, don’t they?

Pandora : You don’t trust me with your thoughts anymore Thomas, and that fucks it.

Thomas : But I love you Pandora.
Pandora : I know you do, Thomas.

Cook: Fuck’s sake, I’m never going to get to bone you, am I?
Naomi: No….I love someone.
Cook: You and me both, girl. You and me both.

Naomi : I love you.
Emily : Yeah, I know.
Naomi : Don’t forget it, though.

Secret #21.

The truth is that I’m afraid to be your friend because I’m always gonna want more. But then I got to thinking that I’d rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. You know, that’s a lie too. I want to take you out on a date. And I don’t care if it’s in the day or at night or whenever as long as it’s a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. I love you, I always have.

Secret #20.

And so I’ve been wondering; who’s your heart beating for?

The Words Of Love Lay On My Lips Just Like A Curse.

Your words in my memory are like music to me.
Am I crazy for wanting you?
I’ll ease your mind, if you give me a chance.
You don’t know what you mean to me.
I’m just trying to be somebody you can love, trust, and understand.
Nothing you confess could make me love you less.
Can’t stop my mind from thinking of you.
Even if we can’t be together, we’ll be friends now and forever.
You don’t know how long I have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tight.
I know you think that I shouldn’t still love you, or tell you that. But if I didn’t say it, well, I’d still have felt it.
There’s no in between me and you—only me and you.
Everything says it’s time to go, but the smell of your skin makes me stay.
I can’t stand how much I need you.
Just say that you need me.
Just when you think there’s nothing else I can do, I’m gonna love you better.
If I should be so bold, I’d ask you to hold my heart in your hand.
The way that I feel about you is beyond words.
I really need somebody—tell me you’re that somebody.
Nothing can stop this burning desire to be with you.
I never thought I’d be in love like this.
It’s like yesterday, I didn’t even know your name. Now today, you’re always on my mind.
Tu ausencia me devora entero el corazón, y yo no tengo remedio más que amarte.

I can’t help it— I want you!

Secret #19.

I don’t understand just why we can’t be lovers.

Sandra Bullock.

There’s no race, no religion, no class system, no color - nothing - no sexual orientation, that makes us better than anyone else. We’re all deserving of love.

Secret #18.

I'm going to be honest, most of the time when I say "I'm fine," I say it because if I told you what's wrong, I feel like you wouldn't really care anyways.

Sweet Dreams That Won't Come True.

At 2:12pm : Perfectly Lonely by John Mayer was playing.

That song is a song that I LOVE to think it was written just for me.

Had a little love, but I spread it thin
Falling in her arms and out again
Made a bed made for my game round town
Tore out my heart, and shut it down.
Nothing to do, nowhere to be.
I sip a little kind of free
Nothing to do, no one but me
That's all I need

I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely, yeah
'Cause I don't belong to anyone nobody belongs to me.

I see my friends around from time to time
When their ladies let them slip away
And when they ask how I'm doing with mine
This is always what I say

Nothing to do, nowehre to be
I sip a little kind of free
Nothing to do, no one to be
Isn't it hard to see

Why I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely, yeah
'Cause I don't belong to anyone, nobody belongs to me

And this is not to say there never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again And when I look behind on all my younger times I'll have to fake her arms that led me to a love so strong

I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely, yeah
'Cause I don't belong to anyone, nobody belongs
(it's the way, that's the way, it's the way that I want it) - (repeat to end)

Secret #17.

You asked why I don't talk to you anymore, and please believe me when I say it's not that I don't want to. It's just that everything I want to say, are the words that should be left unspoken.

Secret #16.

Of all the times you needed a friend, I was there.
Of all the times I needed a friend, it wasn't you who cared for me. But someone else.

Bouncing Off the Walls Again.

Secret #15.

you're talking shit again.

You Were Sixteen But Now, You're Seventeen.

Before 5 of March 2010 ends, I would like to say,

Happy B'day to Sheryll Siew!

Shes officially seventeen and she can get her license.
So, Siew, make sure you drive me around, okay?
She an awesome cheerleader but most of all she an amazing friend.
Hope you had a great day, Siew. (:

She's Been Running Through My Dreams.

Every time our eyes meet this feeling inside me is almost more than I can take. It just blows me away. I don't know how you do what you do. I'm so in love with you and it just keeps getting better. Every little thing that you do baby, I'm amazed by you. The smell of your skin and baby, you surround me. You touch every place in my heart. I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes.

is that okay with you?

Tegan And Sara.

I know you feel it too, these words get overused.
I know you feel it too, it all seems so untrue.
Song : Hell.

Don't bend, don't bleed, don't beg, don't scream, don't whine, don't fight, don't tell me.
Don't feel, don't tear, don't kiss, don't care, don't touch, don't want me.
Don't run, don't hide, don't hurt, don't lie, don't breathe, don't try, don't find me.
Don't cringe, don't clench, don't look, don't flinch, don't know, don't go, don't leave me.
Don't sing, don't talk, don't yell, don't laugh, don't think, don't speak, don't save me.
Don't stare, don't glare, don't heal, don't mend, don't take, don't send, don't love me.
Song : Northshore.

All around me new love and it makes me sad.
All around me feel assured that you'll be back.
Well I know what I want and what I want's right here with you.
Song : The Ocean.

Now with your cause and affection on my mind,
I won't yield, throw caution into the blaze.
Song : Sentimental Tune.

I fill these pages like I fill those spaces with my lies.
A crowd's not worth this and love's not worthless, you've got to step up stranger.
Might write something I might want to say to you someday.

I don't want to know that you don't want me.
I don't want to know what you do without me.
I don't want to know what I'll be without you.
I dont wanna know.
Song : Someday.

Secret #14.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about: when I need you, you're not there. When you need me, I'm always fucking there in a blink. And you call yourself a good friend? Think again.

Talkin' Smooth.

You say that love is blind, well I say open up your eyes.
I shouldn't have to fight for something that's already mine.
I touch you once, I touch you twice I won't let go at any price.
I need you now like I needed you then.
You always said we'd meet again someday.

You went away cause you said you couldn't love me and I went away cause all I do is love you.

It's All About Us And It's All About Love.

My Eyes Are Screaming For A Sight Of You,

A short post before I go to bed. Don't feel so good, anyways.

I watched Ellen Degeneres's The Beginning. (Y)
Recommend to watch. Where? Youtube.

Let’s say, for instance, I’m out of cheese. And then I’ll think, oh, but what if I go to the store and they’re out of cheese?
I’d be like, “How can you be out of cheese?”
“What do you mean ‘How can we be out of cheese?’ You’re out of cheese. People run out of cheese.”
Then I’d be like, “Yeah, but you’re a store. You should have cheese stocked up in the back for people like me coming in looking for cheese.”
And that’s when they send the manager over, who thinks he’s so cool for being the manager ‘cause his picture’s framed in the front of the store ‘cause he’s the manager, you know.
And he’d be like, "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?"
Which to me is so condescending, like “little lady.”
I’d be like, “The little lady’s problem.…”
He’d be like, “Who’s the little lady?”
I’d be like, “Shut up and listen to me. You’re out of cheese and I want some.”
And, he’s like, “Well, how about some cottage cheese?' Like he’s going to negotiate the situation, he’s a diplomat because he’s the manager.
And I’d be like, “I don’t want cottage cheese; I want cheddar cheese. Sharp cheddar cheese is what I came in for. Sharp cheddar cheese and cottage cheese are not the same things. Just ‘cause they have the name cheese in the title doesn't make it a cheese at all. That’d be like going into a musical instrument store and saying ‘I’d like to buy a trumpet,’ and them saying 'I’m sorry, we're all out of trumpets, but would you like a shoehorn?’ See, that’s not the same thing, is it, Mr. Manager?” (‘Thank you for the shoe horn,’ you know.)
And he starts getting all nervous and everything, because a crowd has formed and he starts feeling humiliated because they’re all sitting around mumbling “What seems to be the problem?,' I don’t know, she wants some cheese.'
And, so, um, he just slaps me right across the face.
And, umm, so that’s when Skip, the part time guy who works there, who hates the manager ‘cause he thinks so cool for being the manager and treats Skip like shit because he’s just the part time guy. And Skip’s going to quit in the fall and go back to school anyway. He doesn’t even need the money; he’s from a wealthy family. He’s just doing it for the experience because his family wants him to work one summer.
And, so anyway, so, he takes the hose, and he goes to spray the manager right in the eye, right, and so, but that’s when he’s leaning down to pick the cottage cheese, so he misses him and he gets this old woman who’s standing right behind him, and she’s there picking out an avocado, because the older you are the less you eat and she all she wants is the avocado. So she screams out, “my eye, I’ve been sprayed in the eye with a produce hose.”
And so then that’s when her nephew who's visiting from Austin Texas is two aisles over buying tortilla chips because he thinks they're going to have guacamole. Little does he know it's one avocado. And so, he starts running “I’ll help you, aunt so and so,” running, and then when he’s running down the aisle when he slips on some water from the produce hose, breaks his leg, breaks his arm, bruises two ribs right there… gets a stitch put in his cheekbone, just one, but still, it’s a stitch.
Chaos breaks out and it’s all over Hard Copy and Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood... "Lesbian Demands Cheese, Causes Riot."
And I’m like, “I didn’t even want the cheese.” You know?

p/s: I'll listen intensively and I'll stay awake all night.

Secret #13.

Just realized what I just realized we'd never have to wonder if we missed out on each other now.